kratt09:

kratt09:

people who don’t wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

thats not the word I meant to use

funnytwittertweets:

not-lupus:

patient dying in the name of toxic yaoi as it should be

yeahiwasintheshit:

pagingmrhermann:

Mind your business

real-live-human:

chainsawlifehacks:

ahaha yea woo :D

rox-and-prose:

rox-and-prose:

ralkana:

rox-and-prose:

rox-and-prose:

i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they’re disgusted with them

the english meanwhile seem to have developed some sort of phobia about them

When we were discussing the surgery I’d need for my sleep apnea, the surgeon told me I’d never be able to speak French properly because the French R is a uvular sound and I’d no longer have a uvula.

… that’s okay? I’m not French? I don’t speak French? I’ve always thought it was the weirdest thing for him to say!

Huh. Didn’t know you could have French surgically removed.

sorry i just cannot get this out of my head. Like, “oh you speak french? i hear there’s an operation for that”

continuousmeowing:

I had a vision

ALT

avocadoraisin:

high effort fanart?

nah

more terrible meme drawovers

averagepikminenthusiast:

Unrelated but I just wanted to show you guys this cool thing I did :3