boss-cat:

The Laundry Goddess demands more offerings

boss-cat:

The Laundry Goddess demands more offerings

caramellsamosa:

Complimenting my friends like

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bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”


  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

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riseofthecommonwoodpile:

nicecleanfight:

words can be hard

apparently i bookmarked this post a year ago

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

nicecleanfight:

words can be hard

apparently i bookmarked this post a year ago

megaparsecs:

ah, the stars are looking particularly lovely tonight 

megaparsecs:

ah, the stars are looking particularly lovely tonight